Audi TTS Commercial

I found this commercial for the TTS on Audi’s site. It’s cool. On a side note, I recently found out that I’m not too good at blogging.

Early Morning Highway Blues

While stuck in traffic on 95 this morning, I was crawling next to a vehicle with a sticker on its fuel cap of a stick figure being fornicated by a gas pump. At first I just shrugged it off as another lewd endorsement, but I then I realized that this dejected motorist was driving a huge, 14 miles per gallon, V8 GMC Yukon. As might be expected, the rear hatch was plastered in American flags and bald eagle decals. I didn’t know whether to find this ironic, hypocritical, pathetic, or typical. All I know is it added to my frustration as I crept along the highway doing 6 mph.

Dear, American Eagle

I enjoy your aviator-style sunglasses. Do me a favor and make the hinges a little stronger so they last longer than a year. I have resorted to a pair used for a Halloween costume last year. I guess that’s what I get for $17.

Your pal,
Brian

Click here for a pic of said sunglasses, and me dressed as Randy Savage.

Maybe next year

Thanks to all those who gave up on their New Year’s resolution. The gym is much less crowded because of you.

My blog: By popular demand

Over the years, many of my friends and coworkers have wanted me to catalog all of my interests and life experiences on the Internet. Apparently, my life is very interesting and/or a great source of comedy for everyone around me. Deep down I’ve always wanted to write a blog but for whatever reason I never got around to it. Thanks to the iPhone (one of the greatest inventions ever) I can now blog on the go, whenever I feel the need. I’m excited to get started, however I am not excited about my copywriter girlfriend pointing out all of my grammar and punctuation mistakes.